Kids Say The Darnest Things

Last night, when Izzy just finished her bath and had her towel wrapped around her

Izzy (patting herself on the chest): "Izzy's dress!!"
Momma: "Yes, Izzy's dress"
Izzy (pointing at me): "Momma's dress!"
Momma: "Yes, momma's dress"
Izzy (jabbing her finger on my chest): "Nock kers"
Momma: "..................excuse me??"
Izzy: "Nock kers"
Momma (furiously thinking of who I'm going to strangle at daycare): ".......................did you say knockers??"
Izzy: "Yeah!!"

A few seconds past....

Momma: "Did you mean necklace?"
Izzy: "Yeah! Momma's nock kers!"
Momma: "Say Neck-lace"
Izzy: "Nock kers"