Someone found her feet...
Well, from her point of view, a more accurate statement would be "I know where my feet are...Have known it for awhile. There just wasn't a point to chew on it. Until the time where Mommy didn't feed me until 2 hours PAST MY FEEDING TIME, so I had to resort to other forms of nutrition"
While Mommy gorged herself on these:
Oh, where's the love?