More Randomness

In Costco - Izzy was in the shopping cart and I wandered a few steps down the aisle. When I got back to the cart:

Izzy: Momma -- you were in the lady's way. So she moved the shopping cart.

Momma - Oh yea? Did she say anything to you?

Izzy: No...she just smiled at me because I'm cute

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In the liquor section of Costco:

Izzy: Momma, why are we in here with lots of bottles?

Momma: Because I need....something.

Izzy: Oh, o-kaaay...Don't go crazy.

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Before getting into the car, I got distracted by some errant weeds in the flowerbed and removed them

In the car, I used some hand sanitizer

Izzy: What did you touch, momma?

Momma: Dirt

Izzy: Oh...I didn't touch anything. I was already in the car. Waiting.....for true love

Momma: ..........................!!!! 

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Keeping with the princess theme:

Izzy: I don't want to be called Izzy anymore -- my name is Ariel. Because I don't like the name Izzy. So you have to call me Ariel now.

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Words she mispronouces:


Forehead - few-head 
(she probably gets it from "fever", because you will check the forehead for a fever) 

Yellow - lel-low

Remember - be-bem-ber

Words that she pronounces normally now, but has stayed in my heart:

Bathtub - tub tub
Bicycle - i-ca-ble

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Izzy: Momma -- you need to have a baby in your tummy so I can have a sister
Momma: Yea...no.