On the 12th and last day of Christmas, (I'd ask) my true love (to give) to me....
a 12 day vacation at the Bahamas...sipping mai tais and watching the tide come in
Image from Miami Charters
A 12 day break where I don't even have to think about work, cooking, cleaning, laundry, financials, the weather, raising a kid and other such stresses (I don't even have to be at a tropical paradise...heck, I won't even mind just staying home). AND - here's the kicker - after those 12 days are over, there's no playing catch up to all the various tasks that have been piling up in my absence.
Ahhhhh...now THAT's a vacation!